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Swimming

A form of mental torture which involves putting one in clothes which makes one feel insecure and expecting one t Nov through the water while gasping for air. Worse when you're an older child having to do it with younger children.
Jamie has to go swimming. I hope he's going to be ok!
by ArtsyLady January 1, 2022
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Swimming

The stupidest fucking sport to ever exist (if you could even call it a sport)
Swimming is for fags
by Littyfishy January 27, 2019
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swimming boy

the boys who have the sweetest heart. their smile is the biggest and your favorite. they care about you unlike any others
his smile is so cute.u knew he was a swimming boy
by it’s him May 2, 2019
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Open Water Swimming

Generally a group of menopausal ladies having a mid-life crisis, just wanting to get rid of their hot flushes
Karen: Want to go open water swimming?
Mark: No.
Karen: Well I am, I'm bloody boiling
by Brian0401 December 16, 2020
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Swimming with the shrimps

A gang bang involving man poorly endowed men
P1: I’ve got a real small dick man, hard to get chicks
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.
by Thubby_master March 23, 2022
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Swim through concrete

Someone who is inbred and therefore has webbed toes/fingers.
Person 1 : “Have you seen Sophie and Joe today?”

Person 2 : “ Rahh yeah, they look like they can swim through concrete 🤮“
by Suckyourmum56 January 30, 2021
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Swim

A cocktail of alcohol as served to a regular at a bar whose drink of choice is known in advance from repeated experience. Defined by bartender Anne Depping at Black Iron Burger in Mancha.
Can I get a swim?
by BeardedMike47 February 8, 2023
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