Swimming Stork

The female version of blue balls.

"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"

"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"

by NotFriendsWithRick December 23, 2018

swimming pool hotdog

when the buns are a little bit soggy

i gave stacy a swimming pool hotdog

by rennepenne December 3, 2023

dirty swim team

the dirty swim team is a sex act mostly performed by men, it involves the man defecating into swim goggles and then forcing the woman to wear them for 3-4 days the after the 4 days when her eye is completely diseased,the man fucks her eye until it falls out which the woman must then consume covered in the mans cum

Todd: Hey john what happened last night with Karen?
John: I started a dirty swim team on her a few days ago and finished it last night.

by bennyboy6999 May 24, 2015

Start swimming

The phrase "start swimming" is a phrase used by teens to tell someone to fight. Start swimming is a nice and fun way to tell someone to fight.

You wanna talk shit? Hoe start swimming!

by Letsmakesomewordsgoviral June 17, 2018

swim up stream

When you shoot your load into a girls nose. Also could be considered as snorting semen.

This chick was crazy last night, she let me swim up stream.

by zuffy December 1, 2014

Swimming in my own lane

Something you say when you're unbothered by other people's opinions. You stick to what you want to do.

Don't tell me to walk faster, I'm swimming in my own lane!

by puzzleslacker August 3, 2025

Edina Swim Club

Edina Swim Club is a swim team that honors people who are different and special. Many people there are on their way to becoming Olympians.

Wow, Edina Swim Club is fast!

by Andrew Candler November 16, 2018