Ben swift

ben swift is a cute and cuddly person. He is kinda dumb but it makes up for his looks. His a great kisser and sucker. If you have scored yourself a swift you should be happy. From Lachlan

Hes so cute, hes such a ben swift

by PAT 101232 November 21, 2022

I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

When you act so childish to someone not supporting you, you become Donald Trump.

Taylor Swift: I endorse Kamala Harris
Donald Trump: I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

by nb21-rz2k September 24, 2024

Taylor swift

Taylor swift is a miserable capitalistic white trash cunt who can't let any other artist have their moment, she'll just go ahead and release the 300th version of her milquetoast reheated leftover piece of shit album jack antonoff wrote for her and her garbage brain dead fans will lap her vomit up like the idiotic imbeciles they are.

I hope Taylor swift's plane catches fire with her inside! 🥰🥰🥰

by Jealousnick May 23, 2024

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a god who has came down to teach us all of the amazing music that is out there.

She has songs teaching us life, love, friendship and terrible times which tell us that we can get through it by shaking it off.

Millie - OMG I love Taylor Swift! She is so inspirational
Zara - I hate her! Her music is soo bad
Indie - We understand that you have hate towards her bit pls kepp to yourself
Zara - Fine

*storms off while Millie and Indie high five*

Both - Taylor Swift rules!!

by ilovetaylorswift22 July 3, 2024

Taylor Swift

The music industry.

"Taylor Swift is literally the music industry"
"OMG did you hear the music industry is releasing a new album?!!"

by loldontask February 15, 2024

Swift-fit

Unreasonable actions based on a troubled childhood and possible bipolar disorder. Can manifest itself during interactions both online and in person. Often confused with passion for a cause, but ultimately ends in self destruction.

Wow! Didn't see that coming, that guy had a total Swift-fit!

by cowboy wordsmith December 6, 2017

The Swift Claus

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.

Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.

by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022