Swede

A person who has concerningly low IQ and only eats meatballs and mashed potatoes. These people will often do stupid things such as falling and scratching their butts.

"My grandma fell down the stairs and broke her hip yesterday." "Ha! Dumb Swede."

by anonymous May 2, 2022

Sweden

A population of 1:Pewdiepie

You live in Sweden? You're lying! You're not even Pewdiepie!

by Blosse12 July 16, 2022

Swede

The first level of stoner (weed smoker). Showing potential and enthusiasm in their quick, short puffs.

Friend: Does Ken want gummies too?

Me: Nah he's a swede. Get me some tho.

by SompreTheSage July 22, 2022

Sweden

A "country" in Northern Europe that everybody knows is just a wannabe Norway.

John: Yo, Juan! do you want to come to Sweden with me this summer?
Paul: Man hell no. Sweden is just a shittier version of Norway.
John: Oh shit really? Guess i'll book a trip to Norway instead. Thanks for telling me Paul.

by A Canadian Person October 20, 2022

swidget

A skizzy wizzy fuck face. One who is involved in the act of swidgeting.

Cmon man you’re doin it like a fuckin swidget.

by ACG1234554321 November 12, 2022

swidget

A skizzy wizzy fuck face. One who is involved in the act of swidgeting.

Cmon man you’re doin it like a fuckin swidget.

by ACG1234554321 November 12, 2022

Sweden the pot

What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.

Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.

by QuacksO January 6, 2023