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Pounding the devil’s support beam

He needs to stop pounding the devil’s support beam. Look at that forearm!
by MunchiesX October 17, 2020
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Tech Support

Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.

Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.
"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"

"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."
by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023
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Emotional Support Ho

1. A person who provides emotional comfort and validation to someone in a relationship while simultaneously engaging in flirtatious or inappropriate behavior with others, effectively acting as an emotional cheater.

2. Someone who crosses boundaries by being overly involved in another person's emotional struggles, often leading to complications in their own relationships and creating a situation where they offer support without commitment.
She left him because he had 12 emotional support hoes.
by HappyC@t July 29, 2025
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Carl support

When the court orders the mom to pay a deadbeat dad child support because the deadbeat dad is hiding his self employment income.
Woman 1 "let's take our kids to Disney Land! They deserve it!"
Woman 2 "sorry, I can't afford it."
Woman 1 "Are you still paying Carl support?"
Woman 2 "Wow, he is such a loser!"
by Read it! July 10, 2025
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Biden Supporter

Someone who...

1) Can vote.
2) Really hates Trump.
3) Still blames Trump for anything that goes wrong, even if it was out of everyone's control.
Person 1: "I voted blue last election."
Person 2: "So you're a Biden supporter?"
Person 1: "Well, we needed to get Trump out of office of course!"
Person 2: "I understand that, but what's something you like about Biden or his policies?"
Person 1: "...who's Biden?"
by McDaddy's Meanings March 8, 2023
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Boner Support

Some form of information that helps a boner form.
Boyfriend: Hey babe I could use some boner support while your away for 2months.
Girlfriend: Don't worry I'll give you one or a few everyday ;) .
by IvyPoe April 15, 2016
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Emotional Support Baseball

Baseball games that people turn on when something stressful or bad is happening. Divorce? Funeral? Just feeling sad? Baseball is waiting for you.
Barney was dealing with a breakup, so he turned on emotional support Baseball to help him cope.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse March 16, 2023
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