get stiffen

it's when your dick stiffens so that you can do something useful with it...

I didn't get stiffen so she had left the room just before I took my steel vibrator from under the bed.

by atzuska November 12, 2004

stiff

Someone who has never kissed a girl on the lips who isn't a family member or friend.

1. You are a stiff
2. Are you a stiff?

by Damon July 11, 2004

Stiffy

Boner or errection, only in male humans (Occasionally animals)

Look, I have a stiffy

by Car fucker March 28, 2019

Diamond Stiffed Mesh

A mesh of which your friends and/or families detest, and would rather replace with iron stiffed mesh.

Person 1: Hey, I wasted your diamonds to make some diamond stiffed mesh, and ended up getting more diamonds that it cost to make it!
Person 2: Commit soup on side idot

by diamond>iron January 30, 2019

Cum finger stiffness

Noun. After you get cum on your fingers the cum dries and makes your fingers stiff.

Aw man, I came all over my fingers and got cum finger stiffness.

by DeffTheMedic June 14, 2019

stifle

to drink something, especially beer, in hurried fashion. originally derived from the noun Stifling Helmet, a homemade beer bong whose name came from a line in the hit motion picture "300."

Jon just stifled 2 Natty's in 5 seconds! Damn!

by Drinking Comittee June 12, 2007

stiff panus

A pretentious little motherfucker who likes to dress up as a scaly brown lizard.

He sucks, a lot... and takes it in the bum bum.

Ralph: Woah, John, that guy is taking it in the ass in public!
John: Yeah dude, that guy is SUCH a stiff panus.

by TremulantRock December 5, 2004