Skip to main content

Kristen Stewart

One of today's best young rising stars. Kristen Stewart has been in many films including but not limited to: Catch that Kid, Into the Wild, Twilight Saga Series, The Runaways, Welcome to the Rileys, Speak, Adventureland, The Messengers, Cake Eaters, The Yellow Handkerchief, In the Land of Women, and many more.

Kristen Stewart is a real down to earth girl who does not let fame get in the way. She is the best. End of story.
by MisteryPerson101 February 7, 2010
mugGet the Kristen Stewart mug.

Steubenville Stunner

As you're making out with your girlfriend/buss down/ setup (standing), stop and get her to start talking about some random bullshit you don't care about. While she is midsentence give her the Stone Cold Stunner, knocking her out completely. Then do your thang. You'll have approximately 45 minutes so act quickly.

Side Note: If the Stunner doesn't knock her out on the first try, you may wanna try the sleeper hold or even The People's Elbow. Shoutout to 1990s WWF.
Example 1

Male 1: So how'd it go last night?
Male 2: All she wanted to do was makeout. So I got her in a conversation about her ex-boyfriend and Steubenville Stunnered her ass!

Example 2

Male 1: Bro, we ran Polar Express on her!
Male 2: How'd you manage that!?! She hasn't put out since Bob Barker hosted The Price Is Right!
Male 1: Performed a grade A Steubenville Stunner.
Male 2: Nice.
by SGT. NAFTA December 6, 2010
mugGet the Steubenville Stunner mug.
Related Words

Stew

A fun party game for all that involves a magical wand, usually a crayon piggy bank, or a magical animal to guide you through the game's ultimate quest
I had so much fun playing Stew last night!

Man, my magical bunny led me down the wrong path, now I'm going to lose stew!!
by stormtrooper69 November 22, 2011
mugGet the Stew mug.

sterb

1. verb. Slang for the word masturbating, meaning to provide oneself with excitation of one's own or another's genital organs. This is completed through manual contact other than sexual intercourse.
2. adj. Used to describe certain situations that are very sickadocious, cool, and all in all sweet.
1. Guy1: Man you watch A Night At The Roxbury last night?
Guy2: Not only did I watch it, I sterbed to it!

Guy1: So, did you tap that?
Guy2: Nah dawg, just sterbed on her and left.

2. Guy1: What'd you think of that movie man?
Guy2: It was pretty sterb.

Guy1: Hey man, I got the job!
Guy2: STERB!!!!
by Phil Benevides July 23, 2006
mugGet the sterb mug.

stew

n.

1. A dish cooked by stewing, especially a mixture of meat or fish and vegetables with stock.

2. Informal (for a man) an ex-boyfriend/ex-husband of a present (or prospective) female lover, with whose thorny memory and existence he has to deal daily.

3. Informal Mental agitation: in a stew over the lost keys.

4. Archaic A brothel. Often used in the plural.
(1) As burning AEtna from his boiling stew Doth belch out flames. --Spenser

(2) Man, I can't get over that fucking stew!
by Saint Augustine April 18, 2003
mugGet the stew mug.

Rod stewart

AN old man who likes to be seen with younger women to deceive people into thinking that he is heterosexual but that is not the truth the truth is that he is gayer than leonardo Davinci.
Rod Stewart likes to suck on rod's rod.
by TPTOYS(grab your toes) October 20, 2008
mugGet the Rod stewart mug.

rod stewart

old ass, should have retired years ago singer who sounds like a cat that someone has set fire to.
Did I step on the cat?

No, Rod Stewart just came on TV.
by Dr. Chathy April 21, 2005
mugGet the rod stewart mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email