dry starfish

The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.

Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that Mexican food, I've had to shit so much that I have a dry starfish

by Kab00se December 11, 2016

Starfish

It’s a passive sexual position where a less interested woman usually drunk just lays down arms and legs spread to resemble a starfish. Mind is often filled with thoughts of Hermes or Chanel. The position is more popular toward the end of the month when rent is due.

Girl, just do a couple shots, starfish for him and we’ll get flown out to Ibiza

by theoriginalpussmelier June 30, 2025

Chocolate starfish

The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.

The kink-ridden yakky still had some chocolate starfish leftover behind his ear

by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021

Starfish

The sexual behavior, prowess, and description of a woman that just lays there. Lazy lay. Real life sex doll.

We went home, she gave me head and then went starfish on me.

by Mangus83 June 16, 2018

Fist to Starfish

Owning in PvP.

Dude, I gave that Pally "fist to starfish."

by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011

Starfish

The act of spreading out so that no body parts are touching because you ate too much.

OMG... I ate so much I can barely move! I'm going to go starfish now.

by TheDriftingDaisy April 20, 2015

Jizzbelly Starfish

A straight person that acts gay who also acts like Patrick from spongebob.

Timmy P. Is such a jizzbelly starfish.

by Uber Dragon flex January 19, 2019