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Cincinnati Strangler

When you wake up in the middle of the night and wrap your penis around your roommates neck and strangle them.
yo dude, my roommate gave me a cincinnati strangler last night because I didn't clean up my side of the room this weekend.
by chrisssstheamurican March 16, 2011
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Stanley Steamer

an act where one's partner shits on their dick and then proceeds to "Stanley Steam clean" their dick off via fellatio.
Sheila worked for Stanley Steamer for Pat last night in his car.
by Unethical Lawz October 18, 2014
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spangletti

A really stanky ass girl who smells like a 80 year old cunt.
Mike: Did you hook up wit dat spangletti last night?!
Daryl: NAW! Shits nasty.
by Karl G. January 7, 2009
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Strangle-choke

DSM-IV

1) A condition wherein, a person who is an expert at a task, is forced to watch or teach a person who is horrible at the task move really really REALLY slowly. E.G., a luddite using a computer mouse for the first time. The person who is adroit at the task, slowly goes crazy watching the inept person trying to complete this simple thing, and wants to alternately strangle and choke them...but you'd never do such a thing.

2) When walking in a large city, with many pedestrians who are moving slowly, and are not self-aware, that block your path, don't walk straight, stop to take pictures of buildings, et cetera...and you...the fast walker, want to strangle and or choke them and move on...but you'd of course never do such a thing.

3) Anytime you're so pissed at someone or a pet, and you fantasize about strangling and choking them...even though you are so anti-violence that you're a vegan and a card carrying member of Amnesty International
So I'm at my sister's, and holy shit, I effing wanted to strangle-choke her like six times! She's trying to find some pictures on her puter, and I'm showing her how to use Windows Explorer, and WOW, she's a total computer idiot! Finally, I just knocked her ass out of the chair and showed her what to do before someone (her) got strangled, and or choked!
by The Fig December 8, 2011
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Spangled

adjective.
Rhyming slang for the word mangled, used to describe a state of being fucked up.
"Dude, I'm spangled!"
"He looks so fucked up, what a spangled unit!"
by Dookykoots January 14, 2018
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Strangle an Abo

by Shitstomper September 1, 2019
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Stanley Steamer

A Stanley steamer can be done one of two ways, 1) turn the AC up so it's cold in your place. Then take a shit on your victims chest. Your poo will be warm enough in the cold room to begin steaming. 2) take someone outside in the cold or camping. Con them into sleeping shirtless. Drop a hot one on their chest. Stanley would be proud.
I took Karyn camping and when she asked for the manager I took off her shirt, asked her to lie down and dropped a Stanley steamer on her chest.
by SirWonderBeard December 14, 2019
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