To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.
I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.
Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?
Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?
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by cheese August 25, 2003
Get the sploof mug.1. The female version of splooge. When a girl is turned on she becomes wet. This wetness is sploof.
2. A girls natural lubricant.
2. A girls natural lubricant.
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Get the Sploof mug.A place frequented by members of the Sciuridae family, most notably squirrels. Some members of the aforementioned family aspire to work at what is commonly referred to as a salon, where they beautify the hair of humankind, and perform other salon related services. However, since they are members of the Sciuridae family and have friends who pester them, a salon to them is actually a saloon.
Squirrel: I need to get my hair done, and I need good eye extension thingys.
Annoying friend: Do you get that done at the saloon?
Squirrel: Scampers off
*mic drop*
Annoying friend: Do you get that done at the saloon?
Squirrel: Scampers off
*mic drop*
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