soggy biscuts

a group of men jack off on a biscut, the last to come must eat the biscut

jackie had to eat the soggy biscuts

by halloooaoaoaoao May 5, 2010

Soggy knee

Waking up from a hot and sweaty bed session with your partner and whilst you are sleeping your knee is resting on the damp patch that you have both made from last night's activity

(Man) oh I had the worst sleep ever
(Woman) why mine was brilliant
(Man) I woke up with a "soggy knee"

by kenkenboi June 5, 2016

SOGGY CORNDOG

When one of your peers ejaculates on your dick and you have sex with another girl and she gets pregnent with twins. One of them is yours and the other is the peers (that ejaculated on your dick).

I gave your girlfriend a Soggy Corndog after your dad ejaculated on my dick.

by Ben & Mials January 24, 2011

Soggy Baguette

noun
noun: soggy baguette; plural noun: soggy baguettes

1. vulgar slang

- a term for erectile dysfunction.

I though Jared had a foot-long submarine sandwich, but all he had was a soggy baguette.

by YellowSwordtail July 27, 2017

soggy doily

a sex act performed in the doggy-style position. the penetrating partner comes, pulls out, takes off the used condom, and slaps the mark of their initials onto the other partner's ass cheeks with it.

Jack watched Jermaine give Tom a soggy doily in the kitchen.

by jack has an idea June 27, 2010

soggy oatmeal

When your semen gets in your pubes and it clumps up and looks like oatmeal

When I finished jerking of I accidently made some soggy oatmeal

by Uhhhhpoop January 14, 2018

Soggy Ruler

Using your wet penis as a ruler during your GCSE maths examination, after previously having intercourse minutes before.

Glad I had sex before the exam. Had to use a soggy ruler on question 17.

by LongDongDylan October 8, 2014