Finch’s nuts

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.

Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.

by Greater60 March 24, 2023

Turnip snouts

Dismay or shock upon learning of an event.
Can also be used positively, similar to "bollocks"

"Did you hear? MARDEK VIII is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts! Surely we're living in the best timeline!"

by Raedellion September 18, 2023

SORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVER

SORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVERSORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVERSORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVERSORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVER
this was a term used to announce to a group of people that an event, that occurs within the month of October, has ending. a great uprising will follow suit

"A pinch and punch, for the first of the month!"

"Oh yeah! thanks for reminding me i havent announced yet, SORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVER"

by weedmaster824 October 21, 2023

Jit Sluts

A group of young men that that often sit in foggy cars and are slutty.

Looks like the Jit Sluts are in the foggy car again…

by ChuggaluganCheezer08 October 23, 2023

Cincinnati Snusarino

When you are making sweet succulent love to a woman you throw a snus pouch in your lip. After after a minute, you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

I brought my girlfriend home last night and she didn’t appreciate the Cincinnati Snusarino I gave her

by Bobby53 January 2, 2024

Sloppy sluts

Cockney rhyming slang for Drop Your Guts

Watch them sloppy sluts make waves with their smell

by Marquis De Beauvoir February 23, 2026

The duck’s nuts

Similar to “the bee’s knees”. Australian/New Zealand slang meaning “the height of excellence”.

Damn bro, how was John’s mum’s pussy? I’ve heard it’s amazing.
Yeah mate, it’s the duck’s nuts!

by Rrrrrrich September 19, 2018