Grand Salami

A walk off grand slam in baseball.

In the air to right. And it is gone! Grand Salami! And the Phillies win the ball game!

by Flyers fanatic May 23, 2018

salami slap

when somone gets a peice of salami and slaps you across the face with it. this then gets your face all greasy and oily and sucks because you can't get the oil off not even with water, saop and lots of scrubbing and in a few days you will get zits and acne in that spot. In sleepover parties you should do it to somone when they are really tired and they wont go to sleep all night. also do it in thanksgiving, christmas dinner when salami is availabe

WOW!! you just got salami slapped that sucks tomorrow your face is gonna be full with acne

by woodenstone July 18, 2006

crusty salamander

The act of giving a titty twister to the extremes of where the tit will crust away and peel like an orange until it is unexistent.

Me and my gf were sitting watching pirates of the carrabian and out of nowhere I reached over and gave her a crusty salamander. Then we danced.

by Butthole Surfer July 17, 2007

SIZZILING SALAMANDER

when a girl puts a bag of pop-rocks in her mouth and then gives you a a blow-job

friend 1: dude why did you buy all those pop-rocks?

friend 2: im goin to make my girl give me a sizziling salamander tonight.

by fuzz9214 October 31, 2011

shlamazzle

Just a plain ol' happy fella. He could be drunk, or high but their behavior is quite joyful.

Vat a shlamazzle!

My father was a great shlamazzle!

by Miles Away July 2, 2005

hide the salami

The term "Hide the Salami" refers to sexual relations while other's are within the area of which these relations are taking place

Little John played hide the salami with Rian while Big John was present.

by Nace Boogy December 26, 2005

Greasy Salamander

When a person cuts his very dirty pubes off and stuffs them into a girls butthole where they are eaten out.

the only time i tried the greasy salamander, it was a dare

by Radnetofan23 May 24, 2009