slapping the black man's knee

To masturbate vigorously.

Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.

by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015

sloppy bottom

A gay man who enjoys having multiple immediately consecutive partners have intercourse with his buttocks.

There were several sloppy bottoms at the gay orgy last night.

by goblin99 September 13, 2013

sloppy huntress

A sexual act in which a female inserts one hand up the ass of a man while reaching around to jack him off. Dominant hand preferred on cock.

That swimmer girl gave me the best sloppy huntress the other day. Her aim was true!

by Sloppy Huntress May 17, 2013

Grease Slapper

Pizza. Generally a thin crust pizza with multiple layers of cheese and puddles of grease randomly found across the pizza.

Ryan was famished when he got done planting corn and making sausage and had a strong desire for one of Sarah's famous grease slappers, but first he had to clean the pig excrement from his shoes.

by mikeverdill June 10, 2009

knee-slapper

a joke that is so silly that in order to handle it you must slap your knee

Rick told me the best knee-slapper yesterday.

by KROGO July 6, 2005

slapped the couch

To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.

With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.

by Bruce Levine October 13, 2007

Slappin' Bones

Playing Dominoes

I was recently slappin' bones with E-40 and Gary Payton.

by Clutch Peterson January 6, 2012