skin dolphin

a male penis, usually spotted in an aquatic environment.

I am not going down to that pool, there is nothing but skin dolphins.

by skin dolphin November 22, 2011

The Skin Grab

When a sexual partner grabs a mans testicle pouch, stretches it onto a table or hard surface as to make the testicles more clearly visible. The partner would then take a knife or sharp object and apply it to the testicles, often resulting in the splitting of the affected testicle.

*note* Affected participant will often lose or have their reproductive abilities impaired. Severe blood loss is also a side affect to be mentioned.

Often Confused with: The Pinky Blinky

Friend 1: Dude I heard you were in the hospital last night! What happened?

Friend 2: Oh my god dude, I did The Skin Grab with her. I don't think I can have a child anymore but oh my god was it worth it.

by The Pinky Blinky Man May 22, 2020

Valorant Skins

The reason you're broke.

I spent my whole paycheck on valorant skins

by frostywostyuwu June 7, 2022

skinning that mule

Beating the crap outta your fuckin meat

“Ayo!!! Reed got caught skinning that mule”
“Ayyy!! Richard quit skinning that mule”

by RedSpade17 May 5, 2022

Skin the Rabbit

Southern American colloquial expression for helping someone pull their shirt off over their head, especially when helping a child to disrobe.

Adult when it's time to help a child change clothes, "Time to Skin the Rabbit!"
Child raises their arms to allow easier assistance.

by SouthernMelinnial January 14, 2022

Skin Helmet

The head of a penis

I saw Johnny’s Skin Helmet in the shower bro!

by smallpecker2021 August 16, 2021

skin satellite

a satellite used by the US government to keep track of african americans

Person 1: How did they know he was in Utah?
Person 2: They used the skin satellite.

by metro boomin want some more June 6, 2021