shuffology

the study of figuring out one's future through shuffle on an mp3 player or other such similar device

Sarah: I wonder how my week's going to be!
John: Try shuffology!
Sarah: Ok.. it gave me basket case.. looks like a hectic week..

by Seer441 January 25, 2009

Stuff

Stuff

The most consistent meme to grace a very certain discord server.

Example:

Hey sorry I'm late I was doing stuff
I'm stuff
NO I'M NOT GAY BRUH

Grown Ups 2 out now

by A very certain Borb April 22, 2021

i gotta take care of some stuff

a black excuse for anything.

girl: i gotta go
boy: where you goin girl
girl: i gotta take care of some stuff

by The Matchmakers January 23, 2011

Fiegle Shuffle

When a well-endowed man stands with his hands on his hips and shakes them forward and back, his penis provides an example of a pendellum. His "head" will swing back and hit the top of his butt crack and swing forward and hit him in his abdominal muscles. Probably named after a man named Fiegle and the term is commonly used on the East US coast.

He got so drunk he entertained the crowd with the Fiegle Shuffle.

by Noisewater May 13, 2006

Five knuckle shuffle

Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".

Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.

by Eddie Faulkner May 22, 2008

stuffing

stuffing is when a girl lies about her boobie size and stuffs them with tissue

OMG i was crying and the girl who i thought was stuffing pulled cleanex out of her bra and gave it to me to wipe my eyes.

by brittney July 8, 2004

and stuff

all the little and big extras that come with loving someone and being loved back

I love you and stuff

by always 2` place August 10, 2015