bed shitter

someone who shits the damn bed....

"doood that heroin addict just shit the bed"

"yeah... hes a fucking bed shitter."

by xxpure_evilxx September 2, 2009

Shatner tweet

Total social media overkill. When you write a tweet on Twitter, and use so many hashtags, it reads in the halting, choppy way William Shatner speaks. Example: " #Free #today #books you will #love #amwriting #paranormal #romance but with a #happyending."

I hate reading that dude's tweets. He uses too many hashtags. If I get another Shatner tweet like that, I'll unfollow him.

by LizLibertine August 14, 2012

Sharter

The distinct smell of the internet connection offered by most cablecos and telcos in exchange for massive amounts of money from their monopoly customer base, of which they care so little they shit the bed with glee.

I tried watching netflix, but once again, it's sharter.

by Romas N. Tutledge February 28, 2015

titty shitter

The act of shitting titties.
Used as an insult when you've run out of sense full ones.

Komal and I were having a cuss war until we ran out of words.
When I called her a titty shitter it was silent from there on.
Yeah,
Owned.

by JoeyF November 27, 2007

mad shitter

Someone who shits and leaves it for someone else to admire.

We discovered that Johnny was the Mad Shitter after he left the shithouse.

by King Roy May 13, 2005

rafter shafter

A variant of the 69 position involving a horizontal beam. Person A hangs upside down while person B stands on an item of appropriate height to facilitate a junk in face orientation for both parties. Although originally developed in a log cabin, this position may be applied creatively to a variety of locations including sailboats and monkey bars. Other names include the beam ream, the leaky ceiling, the km special, the log snog, and the boom bang (nautical).

We were caught doing a rafter shafter and tried to explain we were fixing a leaky ceiling.

by karlslashwarren August 14, 2008

shower shitter

one who takes a crap in a shower instead of a toilet

Ashley Davis on the night of 9/5/03

by Pat Albert September 30, 2003