Shaes world

The world witch belong to a boy who would be truly missed the kindest person u will meet

Hey did u remember shaes world

I can never forget him

by Tyler warburton November 5, 2020

skater shakes

when you put a packet of sugar in a creamer, shake it up and drink it.

those skater shakes kept me buzzed all day.

by flamegirl05 June 26, 2006

pulling shades

pulling, shades ,down ,on ,life"s ,pain

When you have been To Half Moon Bay with the man Of your dreams Its Liks going to oz over that rainbow and all comes crashing down when your back in reality, we are pulling shades to hide from it all..

by DEBRA CAMILLO August 13, 2006

two shakes of a chimps cock

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.

'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Fifty Shades of Weesnaw

A Homestuck themed book, with characters including Weesnaw, Weesnaw, Weesnaw, and Weesnaw

"Did you read the new update for Fifty Shades of Weesnaw?"
No, not yet.
"OMG its all like 'WEESNAW WEESNAW WEESNAW'"
OMG i have to read it!

by erisnaw amporsnaw April 28, 2013

Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.

“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”

by LambsTail May 2, 2018

Cheese Shame

When you live in Wisconsin and a friend mocks you for buying the cubed cheese at the grocery store, and makes you buy organic, non-GMO cheese instead.

I tried to buy cubed cheddar for our wine night, but Lesley cheese shamed me.

by kayemeff February 24, 2018