September 7th

September 7th is National slap Jacob day. On this day anybody that knows a Jacob should slap the shit out of him.

Friend: *slaps*
Jacob: “Hey what the hell”
Friend: “it’s September 7th”
Jacob: “oh ok keep slapping”

by Some idiot man September 1, 2020

September 7

The day the guys with the biggest cocks are born on. They usually get all the hoes.

He was born on September 7 so he must have a giant cock and all the hoes.

by Big daddy 550 October 22, 2020

September 8th National give head day

You can give anyone head or you can receive head

" why tf are you sucking my d"

It's September 8th national give head day
Oh keep going then

by Million.dollar.pussay September 6, 2021

September 28

Kiss the person you like the most on the lips

“September 28-The day where you can kiss anyone you want on the lips

by nev.Timmy September 16, 2021

september 10

National choke on a dick day

Its September 10th, time to choke on my bf's dick

by Suckalottadick May 25, 2018

September 21

If your born on this day you have a massive cock!💦🍆

I was born on “September 21.”No wonder his cock is huge! I might have to fuck him!

by Big *ick ni**a November 4, 2019

sefeed

sefeed means "white" in persian. in american persian slang, it has come to refer to white people and to persians who are "white-washed."

Look at Nooshin dance! She's such a sefeed!

by ami am December 26, 2005