Sebastian

A dude who just wanted to be happy without it being at the expense of others. Ended up alone. Has friends but his love life is, in there own words, “over”. In another life they’d probably become a wacky violent criminal. Also a doomer.

Person 1: Have you spoken to Sebastian recently?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: what did he say?
Person 2: yeah

by downbadsolosimp September 22, 2021

Sebastian

Reverting your lungs while jumping from an exploding airplane at 54 meters above see level.

"Oh shit dude ! You made yourself a Sebastian !"

by Sharola February 14, 2018

Sebastian

If you ever meet a Sebastian, you'll find that he is a generally sensitive and caring person. In the kitchen, he turns into a badass besides when he is baking and will yell at you if you don't add the lamb sauce onto roast beef.

If he is your boyfriend you'll see him as a sadistic soft top probably. Quite the contrasting combination- but he will make sure you feel loved. He can be possessive and a bit too rough in bed.(Though that doesn't remove the pleasure<3)
Sebastians are fragile on the inside, so make sure to take good care of them!

A- "Sebastian's such a sweetheart."
J- "Yeah, he's definitely my type."
A- "...He's my boyfriend."
J- "Oh Uh OopS-"

by I Can't Eat Lactose January 22, 2022

Sebastian

2018 crybaby world champion. Bigger baby than Clifford!

"Sebastian cries to much."
"Sebastian is always complaining. "

by Sean Paulo November 23, 2021

Sebastian

lol he is gay

This guy is fucking dumb. He's probably a Sebastian.

by bap25 September 9, 2021

Sebastian Janes

Loves to play r6s. Is very cool (seb and r6s). Got restraints on tech from parents. Is sad.

Ay yo is that a Sebastian Janes?

by Dr Coooooooooooooooool January 30, 2023

sassy sebastian

a boy named Sebastian that is very sassy, always wrong, and for some reason hates makeup, he likes to be called "cbass" which is strongly disapproved by an amazing, beautiful, courageous, and a bit aggressive girl named Mercy.

damn sassy Sebastian back at it again with the sass

by mercy.mariee May 15, 2016