Seasonal release

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.

Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

Seasoning pack

Slang used to describe condoms since they both usually come in square packs

Last night with shawty was crazy I had to pull out the seasoning pack

by Jay breezy makes it easy February 21, 2022

seasonal penis

a penis that sprouts only in December month.

I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis

by Brad~COLDpeppa July 8, 2021

fb season

football season

it’s fb season bro!

by tdog420 February 14, 2018

turtle season

When it’s cold out and your dick comes back up inside you

Turtle season is coming!

by Dadddyissssuessss December 7, 2017

Seppuku Season

That time of the year when everything is going so poorly that everyone begins to contemplate committing ritual suicide

If I get extended on this damn project one more time, it's Seppuku Season.
Other prominent examples of Seppuku Season include: Chicago winters, connecting flights, cancelled Uber EATS orders, and the deli running out of hummus

by Seppuku Sam September 27, 2018

pushin season

A term used to defined a window of time where an individual or group of individuals apply copious amounts of effort to accomplish a goal or achieve a new elevated status

“Nah fam im putting in double shifts it’s pushin season”

by lsaiah August 2, 2022