Scissor Shitting

The act of 2 people of either sex sitting face to face on the same toilet both defacating simultaneously, one through the others legs.

I was scissor shitting with jess last night and ended up getting a traphouse bidat.

by 4skin wrinkle January 29, 2019

Butter Scissors

A patent pending scissor design specifically for slicing butter and other soft foods. The Butter Scissor was designed for tasks like cutting the crust off of you your PB&J or if you have a particularly tough batch of whipped cream on top of your latte you need to trim. Developed in 2021 by Mikey Alexander of Las Vegas.

Please pass the Butter Scissors.

Did you see the new Butter Scissors 2.0? They are Mikey's best idea yet!

by Red Potato December 12, 2021

scissors

skissors

hah imagine thinking its spelt scissors

by Gigaphile August 19, 2022

scissor city

Lesbian slang that implies an act of "scissoring", a.k.a. having lesbian sex. Going to "scissor city" means having lesbian sex.

"Scissor city" also serves as a lesbian alternative for a more popular phrase: going to "pound town" (a.k.a. having sexual intercourse with penetration).

Me and my girlfriend went to her place and she took me to scissor city.

by biunty March 22, 2025

MOTHER SCISSORER

It is the opposite of mother fucker, because women don't fuck technically. They scissor each other!

She is a mother scissorer

by keeeeeeethannnnnnnnnnn March 11, 2025

The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

by Crack15 September 2, 2019

scissor pass

When two girls are scissoring and pass contraband from one girl to the other. Something commonly seen in a jail or prison.

Dude where did you get those drugs from?? I scissor passed with my celly last night!

by Marg Rita February 9, 2023