Seattle Stalljack

defined by sitting in the stall of a public restroom when an unknown stranger bursts in places his private in your mouth. Slaps you in face a couple of times, then turns you around and cums on your rear side then departs.

I was just Seattle stalljacked.

by Detonical October 24, 2014

Scatter

The sound you hear before you die by the hands of a Hanzo player.

Hanzo scatter arrow, players worst nightmare.

by ExiledChaos January 6, 2017

Seattle washout

When two lesbians are scissoring and one has the runs The other may receive A vagina full of feces

Sandy gave Becky a Seattle washout

by JohnnyAmerica July 2, 2018

SCUTTLE-MONKEY

Just past UGLY...when u look at dem u juss gotta throw-up

Yo diz busta tryed to holla at but little did he kno dat he was a scuttle-monkey

by BIZZY K March 7, 2008

scuttle

To dump a female coast guard academy cadet

I am a free man! I just scuttled my rudder

by master helmsman January 30, 2010

Seattle Seahawks

A football team that defines "mediocre". Their playing style is consistently like Seattle culture, i.e. they play like it would be impolite to ever ram a football down an opponent's throat and win big, because they'd "make someone feel bad". Even the superbowl appearance of a few years ago was embarassing. They're seldom excellent, and in the rare instances when they do well, it's because they're accidentally less bad than anyone else.

"Aw man, I missed the Seattle Seahawks game!"

"Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Like usual."

by PFabian December 20, 2008

Scattered

Scattered is another word for a junky, drug taker, ferral looking thing

Gee Shes a fucking scattered cunt

by 69bra March 8, 2018