SAM

short for Small Asian Men

"hey dong-chin, why don't you come out to the club tonight so we can rep SAM"

by J Chan March 14, 2007

Sam

1.the craziest most funniest nigga to come out the west end of new bedford. Cant touch that style like that mexican can he a predator to the end people that know him from school dont know him at all he keeps his hood status on check plus he know all about that exculsive shyt
2. someone who is just as funny as Sam

wow you aint just crazy you SAM crazy
gotta b able to be as noble as a saint but crazy like sam

by that nigga you kno from da block December 9, 2008

sam

A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.

You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.

by Shawntee November 25, 2006

sam

sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla

i got slaped by sam

wat did you do?

talk shit.

or

hunny what happened

a pimp hit me fo not givin him head

by sexyyylovee11 May 2, 2009

sam

sucks at everything including baseball

sam u suck at baseball

by kkjzsnjsdf February 21, 2019

SAM

Bro likes boys. Thinks about boys. Dreams about boys. Never stops talking about boys. Mentions boys to his tennis team. Mentions boys to his family. Goes to work thinking about boys, leaves work thinking about boys. Dreams of kissing boys and smooching boys. Goes to the gym thinking about boys. Eats dinner thinking about boys. He doesn’t care about anything else besides boys. Sexy boys.

Me: Sam are you good you look kinda pale.
Sam: *thinking about boys* “boys”
Me: alright you are fucking weird bro

by THEROC1233 April 9, 2022

Sammed

When a bitch takes your shit away. Usually they will use manipulation, stealing, acting as victim, blackmailing, etc. to get your resources.

Johny Depp totally got Sammed for a little bit by Amber Heard.

by ModernArtFart May 4, 2022