The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.
by mickdoodlesby August 19, 2016

by Parzival1337 November 9, 2021

by CTyankee July 18, 2017

A type of hair which looks incredibly geeky and out of place. You usually perceive it with distaste, and feel negatively about how you look when you have it. It's also known as Stanley hair.
by Tobicat August 18, 2017

to sit back, do nothing, relax, or "skate" as you will. also means to mess something up, forget to do something.
GUY 1: yo son, did u remember to plug that cord into the wall?
GUY 2: oh snap...nah man, today im straight banksin
GUY 1: hey are you gonna help us with this or what?
GUY 2: man leave me alone im straight banksin
GUY 2: oh snap...nah man, today im straight banksin
GUY 1: hey are you gonna help us with this or what?
GUY 2: man leave me alone im straight banksin
by bdray July 16, 2009

by HoodieD21 and HoodieZay26 January 23, 2020

When someone is acting like a straight clown, usually by saying stupid things and by acting like whatever they do is funny. This is usually performed by frat boys, or by young kids who think they are cool, and anyone else who is just a clown.
by anusman2009 October 31, 2009
