by Sintina April 13, 2015
Get the spit-fiddlymug. When someone truly believes the festival they were talking about is not called spilt milk… they might need to go get their eyes checked!
by 7372872 July 12, 2023
Get the Spit Milkmug. 
by rostye45 May 31, 2021
Get the Spit swapsmug. A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.
Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
by alchemist April 22, 2014
Get the shit spitmug. by Gandolf the blak February 24, 2021
Get the Spitting Dragonmug. A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.
Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."
Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."
Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."
by Dr. Centaur June 3, 2015
Get the spit-pissermug.