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Unicorn snot

When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.
Im getting my life together, so I got some unicorn snot :)))
by Jotasof September 19, 2017
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Gash Snot

The mucusy build up of a greeny substance on the labia due to a horrendous infection, usually caused by a guy named Dimitri.
Dimitri proceeded to have sexual relations with Dillon knowing full well he would infect her with a "gash snot" infection.
by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017
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Abarta Snot Dragon

When you "hack" snot into your girls mouth then shove your cock down her throat, causing snot to rocket out of her nostrils.
"Hey girl, would you be down to try the Abarta Snot Dragon?"
by jlanger926 October 18, 2022
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The Siberian Snot Rocket

when a guy cums into a girls nose and then the girl spits it out it as if it was a loogie out of her mouth.
Guy: Me and my girl tried the Siberian snot rocket last night
guy #2: dude that's gnarly,
by brincest69 September 20, 2020
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snot

(verb) when snot unexpectedly flies out of your nose
your joke was so funny i snotted.
by bigheadwoo February 17, 2019
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It's snot funny

When saying 'It's not funny' way too fast
Me: It's not funny
The Bully: Haha, that sounded like It's SNOT funny! HAHAHAHAHA!
by Anonymous 298734927384723 March 9, 2022
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Snot Rocket

Holding one of your Nostrils down and blowing real hard while your nose is filled with mucus. Can be used on assholes at a dinner party.
Rude Guy: *Snot rockets on a Hot Gal*
Hot Gal: Eew! You just snot rocketed in my mouth!
by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023
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