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snaparoo

2 variations.

1. Take your boner and shove it up your ass and when you let go you get a nice "snap" effect.

2. When you have a boner you pelvis thrust an create a whiplike "snap" effect.
I snaparooed the other day and I can still feel the pain when I get a stiffy.
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Escape a sniper

1.
Begin running the moment you suspect there is a problem. Pick a direction and stick with it. There is no use trying to figure out which way to run away from the shooter, since they will most likely be well-hidden. Just choose the shortest route to safety.

2.
Run in a zigzag pattern. It is difficult to hit a moving target. However, it is much more difficult to line a person up in gun sight, if he is moving in erratic motions. This will help you avoid being zeroed in on by a sniper.

3.
Keep moving. Never stop moving while trying to escape a sniper. A person who is standing still, even for a brief second, is an ideal target for a sniper. No matter how you move, don’t stop, and keep your movements erratic and unpredictable. This will help you stay safe.

4.
Move indoors as quickly as possible. Your best bet will be to run in a zigzag pattern toward the nearest building. If you are outdoors, it will be impossible for a sniper to hit you if you are indoors and away from windows.

5.
Find something to hide under if there are no nearby buildings to take shelter in. Sliding under a parked car or truck is a good idea, because snipers tend to be located up high. This will prevent the shooter from having a good angle.
Escape a sniper, you are the example.
Go.
by personalchaos October 17, 2010
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snip

I saw a snip, so i snapped.
by Snapperdedapper January 29, 2009
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Sniped

When a person who is rather annoying,irritating, aggravating or disguisting, always seems to find you no matter where you are.
Friend 1:"Hey man, what's up?"
Friend 2:"Nothing just chillin'?"
(Annoying friend walks in)
Annoying Friend: "WHAT'S UP GUYS!!"
Friend 1:"Fuck!...we got sniped!"
by ladyking14 March 11, 2011
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snip dick

A Jewboy land-stealing fucktard. (eg. All Jews)
Fuck off you greedy, warmongering, big nosed snip dick fucker.
by Hatesmackheadwankers February 24, 2005
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snipe

The act of one or more people engaging in the smoking of marijuana
Dude, let's go snipe at the Palisades Mall parking lot!

Bro, I just totally sniped with your sister...
by M September 1, 2008
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Sniper

A person who always sees you do stuff that you shouldn't be doing. Snipers are usually moms, dads, old people, or people of authority.
The lunch lady sniped me stealing a fudge round from across the room. What a fucking sniper.
by Dante P October 29, 2005
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