Smurf Club

Okay this guy is generally right, except that the smurf club is hitting the girl (or guy) with your semi-erect penis, in a sort of swooshing ninja motion. Any bruises incurred can act as mementos of the act. Background unknown. Also called here (in scotland) a Jack Slap.

My mate Augustin gave his girlfriend a good smurf club!

by Vince the madman November 8, 2004

Urban Smurf

A Little Chav (Normal a Girl)

Boy: You a Urban Smurf
Girl: If you say it again ill SHank you
Boy: You can't even reach my ankles
Girl: GGGGGGGRrrrrr , Ill bitch Slap you in a min boio

by Checken April 15, 2008

pappa smurf

a little blue person with wisdom and facial hair

i pappa smurf that spelling test.

by ukfanalways November 22, 2004

Smurf Cat

An unfunny joke used by Gen Alpha - Gen Zs.

Goes with the song "The Scepter" By Alan Walker.
A realistic smurf that is mixed with a cat, probably using AI.

Person 1: We Live, We Love, We Lie
Person 2: Shut up! You're not funny
Person 1: Bum bum bum baa badada bada bum bum bum bum bum (The Sceptre Alan Walker)

"We Live, We Love, We Lie!"
The Scepter by Alan Walker
Smurf Cat Theme Song

by breadtoasteroven September 13, 2023

Blue Smurf

A drink which contains cheep vodka and blue World of Warcraft Mountain Dew. The drink is then topped off with whipped cream and a cherry, created a blue drink with a white top which resembles a smurf.

Seth had so many blue smurfs that he caught a fly in his throat... typical Seth.

by Hartnasty November 9, 2010

papa smurf

the meth cook who receives pseudo from the smurfs, or people that are paid or exchanged with meth for pseudo from cvs

papa smurf is getting some pseudo from the smurfs

by ihateallzeblacks August 24, 2012

Find The Smurf

Fuck This Shit!

talking in code in front of your boss, while irritated : find the smurf! with a huge smile on your face!

by brandy dogwood February 4, 2010