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Yo, y'all gotta check out this lituation.
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Situational Ethics

A system of ethics that evaluates acts in light of their situational context rather than by the application of moral absolutes.
Situational ethics:

Imagine you are invited to dinner at the house of a friend. You arrive, exchange polite conversation, enjoy a few appetizers and sit down at the table. Midway through the main course you suddenly begin shouting at the other guests, overturning the chairs, grab the host out of his chair and begin physically assaulting him.

That would be considered highly inappropriate behavior - unless, of course, you had just observed him choking, you took charge of the situation, instructing one guest to call for help, another to wait outside and flag down the ambulance while you cleared obstructions out of the way and administered the life-saving Heimlich maneuver.
by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011
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situationship

A relationship that one enters solely due to extenuating circumstances. All rebounds, for example, are situationships.
Anton and Terez met in a bar at lunch and will be deeply engrossed in their situationship until he flies home tonight.
by Xoinx February 18, 2009
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situlation

An atypically typical situation. A not unpleasant situation that confers an aura of benignity. Derived from situation.
"I've been here before, and I'm quite familiar with this situlation. Pretty good sometimes."
by Stewart Knoepp September 29, 2006
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shituation

n. when u have a overwhelming feeling of poo, turtle head, or diarrhea and have no way of relieving per-say in car, boat or concert
When i wake up in the morning, Freck's doggie always has a shituation. His eyes bulge out of his head until he finds his proper bush to shit on.
by maskerbator October 4, 2011
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Situationship

A person in a complicated relationship that is too difficult for a normal word.
Stan: Aw man, my girl is telling me she won't pay her child support!
Craig: Oh shit, seems like you're in a serious situationship!
by Meka B April 3, 2015
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situationally gay

Only engaging in homosexual activity in particular situations. Such situations could be a party, spring break, really, any event involving alcohol.
What a wife tells herself to make herself feel better. "My husband only makes out with guys because he's 'situationally gay', he's not 'really gay'.
by FunAndStuff September 28, 2008
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