shoofty

look
(i.e., to have a look at: to have a shoofty at)

Have a shoofty at those breasts!

by junkyard prince October 5, 2003

Grape fruit shooter

A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.

"Real slick tim, now your car sounds like an asshole and is still slow"

by Sam February 27, 2004

shoot the shit

- Phrase. To engage in a useless activity, usually conversation without any emotional or instructorial value.

Philosophers can shoot the shit better than anybody.

by Hobgoblin88 April 18, 2009

shoot his wad

When a man releases his cum.

He doesn't love you, he just wants to shoot his wad.

by suzy & claire August 26, 2006

Go get a gun and shoot yourself.

Basically, an insult when a friend comes up with a better idea than you will ever ever think of.

Justin: Hmm...I think I'll make a game called Counter-Strike for the computer...

Brian: Really? You should go get a gun and shoot yourself...

by NightDante666 May 25, 2005

Eats, Shoots and Leaves

A terrific book by Lynn Truss discussing the importance of grammar while simultaneously giving the basic rules of punctuation. Truss does so in an entertaining way, and she actually makes grammar... fun. (Yes, grammar made fun. Now close your mouth; people are starting to stare.)

If this sentence makes you cringe, then this is the book for you:

"The every day mans mind was blown away when he discovred grammer and it's importance in todays soicety."

"I just finished reading the book Eats, Shoots and Leaves... and MAN, was I entertained!"

Example based on one of Lynn Truss's (double posessive, yes, I realize this):

I just got back from the park. There was a sign that said, 'No Dogs Please.' This is in fact untrue. Many dogs DO please! You can't steriotype dogs into all of the same category! That's just wrong.

* * *

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, and then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a poorly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

by BATzerk September 10, 2006

Shooting the moon

In the card game Hearts, shooting the moon is taking all available points.

The game of hearts is scored in a golf sort of way. The lower the score the better. Usually the game is played to 100; when one player reaches one hundred, the game ends. If playing for money, payoff is based on point differential, but it has many variations.
All hearts are worth a point each, and the queen of spades is 13.

So you have one of two objectives in each hand: sluff off as many hearts and the Queen as possible to stay low or ... if you think you have the hand, "shoot the moon" by capturing all the hearts and the queen. If you do, each of your opponents is "assessed" 26 points. (shooting the moon)

It's a great play, but a risky one. A player looking to shoot the moon often gets all but say 1 or 2 points. So instead of his opponents being hit for 26 each, they get zero and you would eat 24 points(if another player had, say, 2 hearts)

by Mongo Gerry March 13, 2010