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Bird scratch

When you've had too much fiber and it feels as though you're pooping out a birds nest. It leaves you with an itchy butthole.
Hey, Charlie! After I eat all that Raisin Bran, I got some mad bird scratch.
by CBCAKM September 3, 2017
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boner scratch

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.
Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?
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Scratch one’s brains out

Thinking about something really hard but couldn’t figure it out
To solve this problem one needs to scratch one’s brains out.
by Realwords3747539 July 25, 2018
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Chicken Scratch

The handwriting the person your trying to cheat off of has.
Bob: Hey Bill, can I cheat off of you?
Bill:Sure
*shows paper*
Bob: Are you joking? What is this Chicken Scratch junk?
Bill: My handwriting
by That one person you never knew January 18, 2019
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Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018
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Scratch

Scratch is a platform where you can make games, animations, etc using blocks of code.
Hey! Check out my Scratch game!

I just made a game on Scratch!

I finally finished my Scratch game!
by kimifish April 26, 2022
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Nora Head Scratch

Action of someone scratching there head in confusion.
She did the Nora Head Scratch
by Persophine May 8, 2022
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