Scotties"e"wagon

A place where spanish, male prostitutes and post-adolescent virginity, go to die.

In July of 2010, on the sandy beaches of Long Island, Police found Pedro, 19, lying face down, in a pool of urine and blood, in scotties"e"wagon.

by hoss geller January 16, 2012

Scottied

The act of bringing FUBAR to an entirely new level. Similar to Murphy’s Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but completely due to ones own actions.

That guy was eating a piece of chicken and completely Scottied. He had to have surgery to remove the bone from his throat.

He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.

While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.

by Sierratwohotel June 18, 2018

Scottiee

a gay individual who lives their life to please men; specifically men named jeff. he loves to make bread

the scottiee man got fired for having…relations with a gentleman named jeff.

by Musaltor April 30, 2025

Scottish Napsack

A scottish Napsack is where, you place the male testicles on a persons eye sockets while they are sleeping, one testicle in each eye.

A scottish napsack usually happens at parties where one or more people are passed out. these events are usually recorded on cellphones.

by mikaljager June 5, 2009

shottie

a person who is shy and hott at the same time

my gf is such a shottie

by klicklacpattywack October 9, 2009

smottie bean

the smottie bean inside the vag on a women, the little bean thing

tickle the smottie bean on a booty call

by tom franklin rules January 8, 2010

Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".

That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!

by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta December 2, 2010