the hugest asshole on the whole planet. he publicly brings up stories about you that you would not want talked about EVER. Everyone hates them and they over cologne and over hair gel

That guy I go to school with that everyone hates? Oh thats ryan

Ryan by thayer1877 June 15, 2012

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Ryan

A male that sometimes doesn't need to work for his skills, yet is generally natural. He is an easily obsessed person, usually with computer games. Although he is a layed back and calm character. He is funny and unique. He a person who sometimes isn't good at handling an inside joke.

You didn't deserve to win that race, you barely trained! Your suck a Ryan!

Ryan by Clarkey17 December 15, 2008

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Ryan

He put a plastic sword inside his anus after after losing his virginity
Had 7 girls in 5 days.
Also, he fingered his sister and tried to kill his Nan.

1: Last night I did a Ryan with my gf
2: Bet that hurt.

Ryan by fgdhfgdhgfdhsgf January 17, 2014

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