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Creamy runner

A creamy runner is a sexual act of pulling out before ejaculation, finishing under the girl's feet, and having her slip while running to the bathroom to clean her feet up.
Person 1: "Dude, Stacy got a concussion when she hit her head on the sink after I gave her a creamy runner."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."
by Creamy Creamer March 11, 2020
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Covid Runner

A person who normal does not run but has taken up excess running or jogging due to the pandemic
by jonnymeanderer March 31, 2020
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Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.
"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"
by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020
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Olympic Runner

by ChingChongYourCatIsGone January 14, 2021
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Glen Runners

Operating under the guise of a running club, but actually a front for some very deviant and fowl sexual activity, specialising in unspeakable acts on children’s pets.
Waterfoot resident-quick, bring the tortoise into the house, here comes Edwina and the Glen Runners.
by Chipleader Hero March 22, 2021
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spectrum runner

when an individual is too drunk you don't know which way they will run out of a bar
Wow he is such a spectrum runner, we didn't know he'd end up at the beach after the club.
by busclubanotherclub June 17, 2021
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Dirt runner

by Hookar July 20, 2021
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