by into the woods April 30, 2016
Get the runnering mug.by glowtsu August 19, 2023
Get the Cube Runners mug.What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.
Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.
by glasspaper May 22, 2017
Get the You Look Like a Runner mug.Construction term for a boss that runs his apprentices so hard that they can hardly walk by the end of the day.
Mother: How was your day on site today?
Son: Terrible, my boss is such an ass runner that I could barely stand up at the end of the day. Do this, do that, get off your ass and keep moving!
Son: Terrible, my boss is such an ass runner that I could barely stand up at the end of the day. Do this, do that, get off your ass and keep moving!
by Dick Mahoon November 7, 2025
Get the Ass runner mug.After my run yesterday, I spent half an hour wandering around the grocery store trying to decide what to eat for dinner, only to remember that I had just gone to the grocery store that morning. So then I went to In-n-Out. I think I'm coming down with a case of Runner's Brain.
by An Avid Runner April 8, 2013
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Get the merge runner mug.A creamy runner is a sexual act of pulling out before ejaculation, finishing under the girl's feet, and having her slip while running to the bathroom to clean her feet up.
Person 1: "Dude, Stacy got a concussion when she hit her head on the sink after I gave her a creamy runner."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."
Person 2: "Shit man that's insane I hope she's okay."
by Creamy Creamer March 11, 2020
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