The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.
#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
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1) One of the first few men to openly take a stand against the Soviet Union during the Cold War.
2) Greatly influenced the fall of the Berlin Wall, and signed the INF(Intermediate Nuclear Forces) with Mikhail Gorbachev.
3) Inflation was between 2 and 5 percent from 1983-87, the lowest in decades
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1) One of the first few men to openly take a stand against the Soviet Union during the Cold War.
2) Greatly influenced the fall of the Berlin Wall, and signed the INF(Intermediate Nuclear Forces) with Mikhail Gorbachev.
3) Inflation was between 2 and 5 percent from 1983-87, the lowest in decades
4) Gross National Product(GNP)-the output of all goods and services- was almost doubled, 1980- $2732, 1987- $4527.
5) From 1982-87 13 million new jobs were created.
6) Government was less involved during his Presidency.
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