Redneck Uncle

An uncle who takes you out to have the fun of your life, he shows you how the world works and how it should work. He teaches you how to talk to girls and how to stand up for yourself. he teaches you everything school wont, and no matter what hes got ur back. he also most likley drives any lifted vehicle, has fished or hunted, loves the offroad, and aint afraid of gettin dirty. prolly has a mullet.

Dallas: "who taught u how to get a girl like that and beat up her ex"
Kid: "my redneck uncle taught me"

by THE REDNECK UNCLE March 8, 2021

Redneck Lamborghini

Dodge Viper

Look at Bill and his redneck lamborghini

by BamBam_ShoelessMan July 27, 2018

Redneck scrunch

When people ( girls in particular) attempt to
Curl their uncurly hair though the use of many gell products. However, this process is ineffective and does not make those with straight hair, curly. This is commonly seen among many redneck and lazy girls.

Girls with uncurly hair who put lots
Of gell products in their hair repeatedly to make
It "seem" curly. It will not turn out curly but only " Redneck scrunch"

by Tired of seeingredneckscrunch June 1, 2011

City Redneck

A City Redneck is a person who lives in the city but refuses to be trapped inside an office, wearing a shirt and tie, instead, they spend their days outside, working hard or LIVING THE WAY THEY WANT TO

I am a City Redneck.

by Thereallighter21 October 1, 2018

Redneck Whip

That's a long antennae that goes twangy, twangy, twangy.

Just got passed by a good old boy in an old pick 'em up truck and that boy had him a redneck whip that was whipping back and forth and around and up and down and every which way but loose, I leaned my head out the window just a bit and damned if that thing didn't' just give me the closest shave I have ever had.

by easy_star July 20, 2022

The Lonely Redneck

When one consumes alcohol and molests a piece of taxidermy.

The Lonely Redneck has had no luck with the ladies tonight, and he's way too drunk to catch anything that is alive...

by Nickslice October 19, 2009

The redneck derby

When your riding a horse and having sex doggy style while the horse is moving.

Her dad caught us doing the redneck derby.

by Waffle sex in a gingers mouth June 6, 2015