redenbacher

An older man who dates younger women.
The male form of a cougar.

"Bruce Willis, you're a redenbacher!"

by kdanarch October 3, 2008

Reading Blanks

When you're really bored or don't want to read what you're reading, so you read the page but dont absorb the information, so you re-read the page over and over.

guy 1: "I had to read 'To Kill a Mockingbird' for school. It was crap."
guy 2: "Yeh same man its so boring I was reading blanks."

by iamaboredchild July 13, 2009

Reading Rainbow

when you're screwing a girl with the lights are off and a car goes by and the room lights up and your partner is ugly, you jump over the bed toward the door.

Dude, that chick was so ugly i had to pull a quick reading rainbow!

by E Ros December 24, 2008

Redickulous

Used when talking about anything ridiculous, refers to the Duke all star J.J. Redick and how ridiculous he himself is.

Dude that was f@#%ing redickulous!

by Albert3463 October 6, 2006

Reading, PA

not hood, (shakin my head) dont nobody in the world want to claim they're from Reading. LOL @ the name first of all. And that little "death" that happened in that school was a lie, just because little white kids over there do pot don't mean they hood, Lmao @ pot, come to jerzy where them real niggaz be at, holla atcha nigga on some real

Wouldn't nobody in the entire U.S. walk up to someone and say they from "Reading, PA". Jersey is the truth if anything. Camden is rated murder capital of the U.S., search the web if u dont believe me, and Newark, Irvington, Elizabeth, Jersey City, East Orange and all that is still hood along wit it holla at me 1

by B iz Brazy September 28, 2005

reading

1. What boring people do to get more boring.
2. A waste of time
3. A way of knowing what films are about without actually getting the fun of watching the film.
4. A crap football team with a legend owner
5. The greatest rock festival in the world (see reading festival)

I'm reading Lord of the flies. What? Na it's shit.

by Sir Salty GoBadger III July 23, 2008

redi

An eye infection caused by excessive exposure to seiman

Your sister has redi from hanging out with Mattia last night

by Lil drummer boy September 19, 2016