red wedding

a magnificent and spectacular stage performed by The Boyz on the sh1t show called ‘kingdom’.

A: hey, why are you crying?
B: the boyz’s ‘red wedding’ performance is so beautiful it doesn’t feel real

by horserider April 23, 2021

Texas Red

An outlaw living in the town of Auga Fria. Most thought he was dead, but he faked his death using a doppelganger. Now he is set to take revenge on the other outlaw who tried to kill him in the same town.

" Oh my god- is that Texas Red? No honey, its just a ghost, go back to bed. Are you sure its just a ghost dear? ...im not sure "

by The Real Mozu September 6, 2021

Magnus the Red

Did nothing wrong.

"Hey do you like Warhamme..."
"MAGNUS THE RED DID NOTHING WRONG!"

by Fiskmaster September 18, 2021

Red V

An Alcoholic Drink consisting of Red Bull and Vodka.

Hey.. My friends and I are up for a wild night and need a pick-me-up.. Toss us some Red V's

by Rederon January 30, 2004

red river

A girl at "that" time of the month.

When the red river flows, take the muddy path.

by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004

Red Slobster

The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.

Ex.1

50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!

Ex. 2

Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!

Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.

Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.

by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009

Red rags

Another name for bloods used by rivals gangs usually crips.

I aint got no problem with the red rags homie.

by JG Knockout October 17, 2008