Promiscuous Prairie Dog

As in prairie-dogging, your fecal matter will go in and out of the asshole, however with the Promiscuous Prairie Dog, the fecal matter goes in the mouth of a girl. This includes and is not limited to the nostril, asshole, ears, etc. If you get good at this, you may begin to do this with other animals such as dogs, cats, goats, etc. Cries of pleasure must be made while doing this.

"Mike Stevens gave a great Promiscuous Prairie Dog to his coworker last night."

by Mike T. Stevens February 19, 2009

Party Promise

background - a party
definition - we are not enjoying ourselves

pre-party - ah, this ( the
party ) looks promising, i
think i'll attend . . . .

" this party looked promising, but we are
not enjoying ourselves - it was
obviously not a promise - it must have
been a PARTY PROMISE - . . . . THE
WINE FLOWED MIRTHLESS AND MERRYWISE . .
. . "

by washed April 23, 2005

Promiscuous Leaf Blower

Someone who takes one for the other team, by blowing many gay/straight leaves, depending on their sexual orientation. For example, if you're a straight male you have to blow a gay leaf.

Dustin, you're a promiscuous leaf blower!

by sdkfjnkewjfiwuen August 6, 2009

Empty Promise

Eating while defecating, particularly when planned and intentional

“Did you make a bowl of cereal before you went to poop?”
“Yeah, just a quick Empty Promise”

by PercyP September 24, 2018

Profash

Leader and founder of the #1 P2P single clan on Runescape since mid July. Highly influential, reputable, and feared both as a clan Leader and single pker. Is often referred to as 'The Hitler of the Runescape clan world', in reflection of Hitler's power and intellect.

Profash:God::Ass:Titties

by Jagex LTD. March 11, 2012

procasterbating

When you wanna have a wank but you're to lazy too

Dude 1: F**K man, while jogging, I saw this hot chick running in front of me and I got so horny

Dude 2: So what did you do?

Dude 1: After my jog, I tried to wank but I ended up procasterbating

by Ragga man October 16, 2010

palestine promise

When you have diarrhea and someone goes pinkie deep in your ass and writes their promise on your back

He gave me a Palestine promise saying he won’t break up with me

by Palestine forever March 4, 2021