Facebook Probation

When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.

"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"

"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022

Pussy Probation

when your girlfriend bans you from initiating or asking for sex

nah you didnt do the dishes youre now on pussy probation

by queenbbbbbxxx October 11, 2022

Professor Prostate

Any Medical Science professor that teaches the material given in the class in the utmost gruesome and disturbing way possible.

"Man, Reginald is such a Professor Prostate! Can he not make something disturbing?"

by McSand_boi May 10, 2023

The Phobster

The coolest person to exists

The phobster is so cool omg

by Phobster May 11, 2023

enraged prostate

A result of anger directed at those who are more successful than you are or have bypassed you intellectually, emotionally, and physically.

Jerry Seinfeld's enraged prostate is making his usual bad jokes even worse.

by The Wendolyne May 5, 2024

Filthy Probate

Noun: A person who Is obsessed with youtuber FlazeFire.

Look at him, He's such a Filthy Probate

by Not_Flaze March 16, 2025

Orthus Probation

A polyamouras relationship where assets are not divided equally between each member.

I gave word to my Orthus Probation.

by barneyselena444 January 13, 2026