potato 

the

potato

potato by A_Linderman April 22, 2021

POTATO 

Me.

Me POTATO

POTATO by Geez May 4, 2021

potato 

1. Go-tier blessed food which can be easily eaten in anytime as chips, fries, mashed, etc.

2. a common computer

person 1: bless thy food of the gods

person 2: my computer is potato

potato by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 12, 2021

Potato 

A vegetable that's relatively good mashed. Random Gacha kids seem to be obsessed with these.

"I ate a potato the other day. Why the fuck am I telling you that?"

Potato by ThatOneChipotleObsessedManiac May 21, 2021

Potato 

A absolute fucking moron. Or a fat cunt

You got a 0 on that test what a potato

Jay couldn't fit through the door what a fucking potato

Potato by Ymca 222 May 25, 2021

Potato 

A gorgeous beautiful girl that looks like Nikita Dragun

“Hey are you Nikita”

“Do you mean potato?
“✨yausss✨“
✨YAUSSS✨

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

Potato by marthapotatobeauty June 5, 2021

Potato 

A fruit. It’s the root of all evil and can only be served after it’s gone through an official exorcism. You also need to the cut off the tentacles because they’re full of poison. The gif shown below is an example of an exorcism being preformed on a potato.

Friend: Hey could you pass me a potato?
You: Make sure you exorcise it first!

Potato by ‘,;D June 16, 2021