Peepee sauce pasta

When your jizz and piss in some chicken fettuccine

Bruh, my girl ate my peepee sauce pasta last night and didn’t wake up in the morning. I think I have a problem.

by Flint dicker March 13, 2019

Fuck ya pasta

The ultimate diss. Italian twist on fuck ya motha. Another way to say fuck you, but in the Italian way.

You go to the bathroom at a bar, and written on the wall is “fuck ya pasta!”

If your pasta is not salted, then fuck ya pasta!

Someone tells you that you are bad in bed, you respond with, “fuck ya pasta!”

by RachSmitty June 11, 2022

pasta

a term used when one is in a state of social akwardness and is asking for assistance.

*hairy man sits next to you *
(to friend) "pasta"
(friend) "oh yeah i forgot you have that thing to do and so yeah!" *exit stage left*

by Vee September 28, 2004

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005

Pasta Rocket

a pasta rocket is an italian sports car such as a
-ferrari
-masarati
-lamborgini
-pagani

wow joe you spent $300,000 on that pasta rocket, yet its still slower in the 1/2 then my bone stock vette

by Adam Spiel October 1, 2005

French Pasta

A euphemism used in place of 'nothing'

'What are you thinking about??'

'Oh... French Pasta'

by Anushree Deshpande January 13, 2008

what do you do with pasta

“What do you do with pasta?”
“YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN” ~ Connor Ball from The Vamps

“Hey mate? What do you do with pasta?”

“YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN”

by Jade Irwin February 19, 2019