port god

a kid who is grunge or DIY. the "port" comes from the assumption that these kids smoke Newport cigarettes although they rarely do and tend to prefer Parliaments or Marlboro Reds, if any at all.
That Mac Demarco is such a port god.
by Marl Marx April 25, 2017
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port-a-pottie

The act of laying on ones back and spreading your legs to allow another to shit, piss or what ever into your holes/s (depending on gender and preference)
hey cutie, down to try out the port-a-pottie? i want to be filled with more love of yours.
by xd CeeJay October 07, 2018
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Port Augusta Secondary School Aka Pass where the Kids smoke vapes and Have Bongs in the toilets Where kids fuck eachother In The Toilets, Where random fights happen and where mobbings are “Fair Fights” where you’ll get Mobbed for Just breathing in someone’s Direction, Also Where the teachers are pedophiles and Girls get raped And where cousins make out, Also Your crush is probably ur uncle
Person 1: what school are you going to?
Person 2:Port augusta secondary school-
Person 1: Wish You luck Don’t Get Raped😊
by JackelBalls4 March 03, 2023
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reprogramming port

The area of a woman's body where she can take a reprogrammer to be turned into a human incubator by introduction of reprogramming fluids
Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
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Rock port, Missouri

Rock port, Missouri is a great little town that is proud of its sports and for the most part great people
by Broski_-_-_-_69 June 20, 2017
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Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.
Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!
by YungTBagger January 14, 2023
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Porting

Where one puts his/her Butthole against another persons Butthole and both parties fart
Last night my girlfriend and I ate chipotle and spent the night porting
by Port master mcfarty May 20, 2024
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