Doodle Port

A slang name for a vagina. Generally used when you want to call someone a cunt but can't because your grandmother is in the room.

You're such a doodle port

by XaeroRamirez August 26, 2011

Port Lincoln Crop Circle

When a group of mates gather in a circle each facing the same way around the circle, front to back, drop down to a crouch, and shove an ecstasy tablet up the arse of the person in front. Then when all the pills are shelved, turn into the middle of the circle, touch fingers and say "E.T. Phone Home!"

"Me and Lockie had some mates around last night for a Port Lincoln Crop Circle. It was pretty Loose ay"

by Rigger_666 January 22, 2024

Windward port

When you open the sheets and allow air in or out after a fart to either avoid or clear a dutch oven. specifically applying to when others are in the bed with you.

i was trying to be nice to her and opened a windward port so as to not offend

by Liondcat April 08, 2015

serial port

A hole, in which you throw bytes, and they come out somewhere else

my myousr is connected to the serial port

by qqqqqeeeeeeuuuu February 06, 2024

port waikato

The best surf beach in all if New zealand, also known as sunset beach. Home of the dub girls.

" lets go to port waikato?!" Yeah the dub

by Dubbbbbbbbbbv February 10, 2017

Port Flapping

When you put your mouth on a vagina and horse blow.

I was port flapping my girlfriend last night and she squirted all over my face

by DuckingLlama June 01, 2024

rage port

Round cord connection made between an X-Box controller and small connector that connects directly to the X-Box console.

In a fit of rage, Eddie threw the X-Box controller across the room. Luckily the rage port disconnected the controller from the console and no extraneous harm was done.

by 3B-South March 13, 2005