when letters are too close together and you read them wrong making a different word - like "rn" looks like "m" or "cl" looks like d
by meltar July 31, 2016
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I just broke up with my boyfriend and I'm on my skank pole for tonight!
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That girl is all over Dave, he is about to take a ride on her skank pole.
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That girl is all over Dave, he is about to take a ride on her skank pole.
by BlackKnights March 22, 2011
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Get the light pole mug.a veteran hooker that usually works around or in the strip clubs. she is called a pole sander because of all the warts, and scabs for herpes that she has. they ar know to rip right through a condom lickety split.
holy crap did you guys see that old pole sander in the strip club last night??
yeah i did.
you know jason hit that while we were there.
no way....
i bet his dicks going to fall off.
yeah i did.
you know jason hit that while we were there.
no way....
i bet his dicks going to fall off.
by yer mammy April 12, 2007
Get the pole sander mug.The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.
Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music
Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining
Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining
by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018
Get the Pole vault mug.Charlie: Hey dude why is your penis so black?
Peter: Yeh i know it looks like ive dipped it in charcoal...and im not even black
Kathy(appearing out of nowhere): Haha look everyone he has a charcoal pole!
Peter: Yeh i know it looks like ive dipped it in charcoal...and im not even black
Kathy(appearing out of nowhere): Haha look everyone he has a charcoal pole!
by alexis capone January 8, 2008
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