what the piss

Term used by Air Force drill sergents. Used primarily because it is not deemed as a "curse" word. When hearing this term for the first time, you will be in a state of shock being it just doesnt sond right. By the end of Boot Camp , you will use this term in everyday conversations.

Stew: John is a reservist and got a 34,000$ reenlistment bonus

Me: I only got 2,000$, and I am going to Iraq! "What the piss!"

by SirHC510 August 31, 2006

Movie Piss

The lenghty urination taken after watching a movie or TV show without a restroom break.

"Where's John?"

"Oh, he had to take a movie piss after watching Titanic."

by -Special Ed- December 6, 2009

piss-kidney

Derogatory insult, used in Peep Show by Mark when he couldn't think of anything more appropriately enraging to call a driver when trying to get run over to avoid his wedding to Sophie.

"You're a piss-kidney."

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

piss puck

A frozen sheet of pee made by peeing in a pan and freezing it. Used for pranks.

The neighbor's kept waking me up at night, so I made a piss puck and slid it under their door. They never could figure out who peed by the door.

by Stink McFisticuffs January 22, 2008

piss of shit

- Spelling mistake (it should be called piece of shit)
- When a shit takes a piss

u fucking piss of shit

by snfbse9f8isebf May 14, 2010

Piss Bidet

A piss bidet is the post piss splash that occurs when taking a dump that washes your ass of faecal matter.

I just went to unpack the luggage and got a piss bidet for my efforts.

by DanDut May 30, 2008

Piss Cock Balls

Something to say when something doesn't go your way. Normally followed by a "And I don't care" by the people around you.

Bob: I just lost! Piss Cock Balls!!!

Billy: And I don't care!!

Man 1: Damn! I just pissed myself. Piss Cock Balls and I don't care!!

by Senor Wangggg May 27, 2009