pig lap

Taking a fat girl around the track once.
Porking a fat chick.

I got SO drunk I took that fatty for a pig lap!

by roady42 December 31, 2006

The Peppa Pig

The act of urinating inside of a fat girls anus so she shits out a mix of urine and shit on to the floor to create a "muddy puddle" which you will both proceed to jump in wpuddle, making pig noises.

"I used to love watching Peppa Pig as a kid" Said the woman, to which I said "Oh really? I guess you haven't heard of The Peppa Pig"

by Shitty Fatty October 2, 2017

Pig Pog

A cute name for Guinea pigs.

He is such a cute pig pog.

by BananaUnicorn April 19, 2019

to be wild-pigged

Term used when someone is naively looking forward to a new unexpected challenge, but eventually is totally overwhelmed by the difficulty and roughness of the situation.

To be wild-pigged / to wild-pig someone:

This consultancy job is wild-pigging him.

Players of FC Zbrojovka Brno were happy because of promotion to the 1st Czech football league. However, they were wild-pigged by the competition.

by Vlastashvilli October 6, 2020

pig strips

a synonym for bacon, coined by me.

Mr. Grate: Johnson! The company picnic is in 5 days. What are you bringing?

Johnson: I'm bringing some Mountain Dew, Doritos, and some pig strips.

Mr. Grate: Pig strips? What in the world are pig strips?

Johnson: It's just bacon Mr. Grate.

Mr. Grate: You kids and your crazy slang!

*both laugh*

by um... bob May 9, 2009

pig scared

A witness that is reluctant to talk to the police for fear of the possible consequences.

He's not gonna talk to the popo, he's too pig scared.

by Jocephus September 30, 2013

peppa pig

a bad-ass bitch you shouldn't mess with because she'll eat your toes while roasting your dad. she told her own dad he was a fat-ass and how he couldn't fit down the slide. she and her friends are all toxic and really don't care about each other but pretend they do. anyways go watch peppa jump in muddy puddles and roast her dad while you eat your doritos

Nobody:

Peppa Pig: Your too fat to go down the slide daddy

by GiVeMyYoUrToEs September 3, 2019