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pig lap

Taking a fat girl around the track once.
Porking a fat chick.
I got SO drunk I took that fatty for a pig lap!
by roady42 December 31, 2006
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The Peppa Pig

The act of urinating inside of a fat girls anus so she shits out a mix of urine and shit on to the floor to create a "muddy puddle" which you will both proceed to jump in wpuddle, making pig noises.
"I used to love watching Peppa Pig as a kid" Said the woman, to which I said "Oh really? I guess you haven't heard of The Peppa Pig"
by Shitty Fatty October 2, 2017
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to be wild-pigged

Term used when someone is naively looking forward to a new unexpected challenge, but eventually is totally overwhelmed by the difficulty and roughness of the situation.
To be wild-pigged / to wild-pig someone:

This consultancy job is wild-pigging him.

Players of FC Zbrojovka Brno were happy because of promotion to the 1st Czech football league. However, they were wild-pigged by the competition.
by Vlastashvilli October 6, 2020
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plastic pig

A PCSO (Police Community Support Officer). They have no power of arrest so they are often called plastic police, add that to pigs for police you get plastic pigs. It's very derogatory as it implies they are useless.
You can't arrest me you plastic pig!
by sci_fi_rocks August 15, 2016
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pig split

Running away from a party or area when the police arive.
The cops showed up and we all pig split in the opposite direction.
by mountainbiker30 September 29, 2008
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hurt pig

An ugly woman you had sex with who gets very emotional and hurt when she finds out you do not like her in any way at all.
That hurt pig is crying all the time because I used her for sex and she actually thought I liked her.
by OrlandoFrenandez May 16, 2014
mugGet the hurt pigmug.

Gunky pig

a offensive slur for a gay or lesbian person
that gunky pig is in my butt
by dat gunky pig May 9, 2023
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